sometimes i get really worried that people who were cruel to me are reading my blog all the time waiting for me to blog about feeling bad or being in trouble so they can feel triumphant about it. well the jokes on you. i am veyr beautiful, popular, successful, and thrilling. you will never win
The REAL story of how Erik found Ayesha…
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
the first time I saw one, I just stared at it in awe for like five minutes.
Someone, somewhere, is looking right at it too.
|—||Night Vale (via koreyan)|
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters
and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more
|—||me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)|
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
there’s patriotism and then there’s captain america and then there’s enjolras
*sees friend get canon url of their favorite character*